Em has discovered the “knock-knock” joke. Unfortunately (or not), she hasn’t yet understood the form.

This has provided us with plentiful comedy – since em comes up with knock knock jokes like:

knock knock

who’s there?

nail-polish.

Nail polish who?

nail polish that’s on my nails!

knock knock

who’s there?

Dog.

Dog who?

DOOOOOOGGG!! (this is one of my personal favorites, as dog can be replaced by anything, and it’s still funny. e..g pumpkin, dishwasher, tree, mouth, cereal, etc.)

knock knock

who’s there?

liquid luck.

liquid luck who?

liquid luck that Harry Potter drank that made him really lucky.

knock knock.

who’s there?

Malfoy.

Malfoy who?

Malfoooy – bad malfoy.